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caliss

French Canadian swear extensively used by french citizens of the provice of Quebec, Canada. Depending on the situation, it can imply different things, but in most cases it can be defined as fuck or damn.

The actual word caliss, originated from calisse, which is a religious cup use to drink wine by the priest performing the Christian ceremony. Most of the French Canadian swears originated from religious items.
"Ma t'en calisser une" - is this sentence, "caliss" has been verbalized and would mean "Im going to fucken hit you"

"Je m'en caliss" - is this sentence, "caliss" would be used to add more impact to the phrase and means "I don't give a fuck"

"Caliss de chien sale" - is this sentence, "caliss" would mean fuck or damn, which would translate this sentence to "fucken bastard" (in French Canadian "chien sale" means bastard, but if we take it word by word, chien sale would translates to "dirty dog" / chien=dog, sale=dirty )

"Caliss" - caliss can also be used by itself, which would translate to fuck or damn.
by Paul Bonnom December 25, 2008
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Calisa

Calisa she's like the biggest nerd on the planet except..... She's crazy gorgeous and involves herself in so many activities its amazimg to see her joggle all said activities and still have time to come home and love her family and share love between her dearest friends and even boyfriend. She's all around the coolest person you'll meet and you wont regret the experience.
Person #1: Calisa's pretty cool isn't she?
Person #2: cool? dude she's amazing!
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calisse

Derived from the French word for chalice, "calisse" is a common swear in French Canadian vocabulary. Contrary to the popular belief that only Quebecors use it, it is widely used and understood by French Canadians from coast to coast, but mostly in Quebec, Northern and Eastern Ontario, and New Brunswick. It can be used as a noun, a verb and has other uses as well. The level of vulgarity of this blaspemic swear differs from region to region.
-"Le calisse était soul." The fukker was drunk.
-"Et il m'a calissé une belle vollée" And he gave me a swift punch in the face.
-"Pi ca a faite mal en calisse!!" And it hurt like fukk!!
-"Calisse!" FUKK!
-"Attend que je l'pogne le p'tit calisse" Just wait until I get my hands on the fukker.
by J-Y October 27, 2007
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canisteo

A place where only retarded inbred rednecks live. Known for their sign made of trees. Whoopty fucking doo, they're just trees!
You smell that? That's Canisteo.
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tea canister

n. The genital canal in the female, leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus.
If i give you a few dollars, do you think i could have a go at your tea canister?
by Craq September 12, 2005
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Canaseraga

Where you from Canaseraga?
by personfromhere March 23, 2009
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cainsboyfriends

cainsboyfriend is a group account of the coolest people ever!! who are jocelyn, rey, ellis and ray!! (jocelyns the coolest one btw) rey first posted on the account on June 17th 2021 which was not too long ago but theyve all made a ton of posts in that short time! their posts are all super fun and interesting. go follow them now so they reach 500 followers, or even better become their mutual its a great experience!!
cainsboyfriends are the coolest people youll ever meet!!
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