An electrolarynx, akin to a megaphone or Mr. Microphone, only it is held to a blowhole in the throat after the larynx has been removed due to diseases like Cancer. The resulting "voice" is very buzzy, throaty, and monotone - but it's all you got at that point. What's sadder is that a lot of the people in this situation smoked a truckload of cigarettes along the way, and they usually look somewhat "weathered", "leathery", or "rugged" to add a visual scare with the auditory one.
Ned from South Park wears a cancer kazoo on his left wrist.
I thought a Cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica series was talking to me, but it was just a guy with a cancer kazoo.
I thought a Cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica series was talking to me, but it was just a guy with a cancer kazoo.
by Popehat2 December 9, 2007
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A cancerous news channel on YouTube hosted my a mid 30's man child who seems to be in a mid-life crisis who resolves to bulling teenagers on the internet.
by Make YouTube great again July 5, 2016
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by ignor July 5, 2003
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Dredging people's mistakes up, over and over, isn't how you help people learn and grow. But people involved in cancel culture don't get this, as vilifying people is easier. While it's possible for things here to change, the Internet will never be the "safe space" these people want. It's a place where people from all across the world gather. And, like it or not, some people are monsters at their core. Do those people need to go? Yes, they do.
But cancel culture's so rampant it's more dangerous than the monsters could ever be. We'll soon live in a world where shunning people for the littlest thing will be commonplace. It'd happen all day, every day, all over the world. And, until cancel culture's dealt with now, that's going to be kind of world we'll live in. And that sounds like a very, very cold world to me.
Dredging people's mistakes up, over and over, isn't how you help people learn and grow. But people involved in cancel culture don't get this, as vilifying people is easier. While it's possible for things here to change, the Internet will never be the "safe space" these people want. It's a place where people from all across the world gather. And, like it or not, some people are monsters at their core. Do those people need to go? Yes, they do.
But cancel culture's so rampant it's more dangerous than the monsters could ever be. We'll soon live in a world where shunning people for the littlest thing will be commonplace. It'd happen all day, every day, all over the world. And, until cancel culture's dealt with now, that's going to be kind of world we'll live in. And that sounds like a very, very cold world to me.
by Otneimica April 2, 2021
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A Cancer (The Zodiac Sign) are very underrated I will start off by saying. Cancers, are funny, caring, loving, and all of the above. Sure Cancers are supposed to be overly emotional, but that doesn't mean that they are a bad person. Just because someone is a Cancer and is emotional (Or not) does not mean they are automatically a bad person!
A Cancer (The Zodiac Sign) are very underrated I will start off by saying. Cancers, are funny, caring, loving, and all of the above. Sure Cancers are supposed to be overly emotional, but that doesn't mean that they are a bad person. Just because someone is a Cancer and is emotional (Or not) does not mean they are automatically a bad person!
Sarah: 'Yo I am dating a Cancer!'
Chad: 'Awwwh he has Cancer? Poor thing'
Sarah: 'No sucker, Cancer Zodiac Sign!'
Chad: 'Awwwh he has Cancer? Poor thing'
Sarah: 'No sucker, Cancer Zodiac Sign!'
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"Because this person on Instagram said that, they should be canceled forever. Yes, I support cancel culture."
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