Calum

A male's name. Usually very good looking and intelligent.

Wow Calum is so hot! Did i mention he is smart too? I am totally going to ask him out!

by Injxred October 26, 2019

calum hoods toenail

Some random punk bitch on the internet ....lmao

Ask them not me !200.gif! Their -Calum Hoods ToeNail .....

by Borrison the Wise May 24, 2016

Calum Clachair

The Gaelic version of the cartoon "Bob the Builder."

Calum Clachair airs on BBC ALBA in Scotland. It one of the very few cartoons dubbed in Scottish Gaelic.

by TiggerCelestia06 April 9, 2017

calum stockdale

A deaf boy who is very eggy and has sexual intercourse with Jacob Massey

You complete little Calum Stockdale

by The ninky nonk February 9, 2018

Calum Maun

Calum Maun is a sandal sucking, flip flop fricking, armpit licking, nose picking, hamster hitting who is very annoying and shows his toes off

wow he’s such a calum Maun he is so annoying

by mel (a true legend) November 9, 2019

Calum

Calum is a person who hoards food and dosent give it to his beloved cousin Ruairi. He dosent like Jeff the Killer and cant climb a ladder especially his bunk bed ladder. He dosent have any friends accept for an epic rugby man called Don. He dosent know the difference between Tomato Ketchup, Red Sauce and Tomato sauce and he thinks that colourblind people cant see stairs. He hates custard and is vegetarian. He is allergic to McDonald's, KFC, Burger King and a lovely little Northern Irish restaurant called Friar Tucks. He also dosent know that razors are sharp and one day when he was little he scraped his finger. He also tortures Wallaces

Calum: Ewwww its McDonald's

by TheMilkMan8000 February 8, 2020

Calum hood

A hot sexy Australian

Ah yea calum hood a sexy beast

by ItchyEyesocket March 6, 2021