callision

An instance of conflict between two telecommunication nodes (e.g. telephones, VoIP apps), due to simultaneous attempts at establishing a call to one another.

Note: Callisons are most common following dropped calls, as both parties immediately attempt to reestablish the call.

If the call drops again, let's avoid another callision; please wait for my call.

by Alex BATKO March 14, 2010

Calisphere

The word defining the two hemispheres of California. Southern California and Northern California.

Dude 1: Dude which Calisphere did your girlfriend say she was from?

Dudette 1: You seen dat ass? She from SoCal.

Dudette 2: But her tumbleweave says she from NorCal, particularly Oakland.

by CanIPaPa?! June 28, 2010

Calishot

When you pour a delicious pitcher of miller lite down an ass crack and the beer mixes with booty juices to form a special sauce and you guzzle it down,frequently a Friday night practice in Southern California bars , sometimes getting a snuff crut stuck in your throat .
Rob choked on a snuff crut while doing a Calishot at the barmacy.

Rob choked on a snuff crut while doing a Calishot at the barmacy while on vacation in LA.

by Dollie Pop January 18, 2012

Calista'd

One who is ignored by an ex or familiar face for no reason.

She calista'd me in her own pub.

by BloodyRuddyCampBed April 22, 2009

Capische

Capische is an Italian word that Americans have somehow gotten a hold of that means 'Do you understand?'.

The appropriate response to this is actually Akash (ah-kahsh), meaning a great bobcat yes.

"And that is how you can remember Maxwell's Equations. Capische?"
"A K A S H."

by realbobcatgdtbab September 17, 2018

calisse

Curse used by french quebecers. Also is a golden cup used by catholic priests. During ceremonies, it is used to drink the wine.

ha ben calisse !

by Funny Surfin October 27, 2003

Callista

Man, this is one of those people that you will not forget. Shes incredible, sings like no other, pulls of any hair style, and is simply amazing in so many ways! When you join a friend group with her its promised to be good while it lasts

Man, we really be out here, being friends and shit callista. Thanks dude.

by A-Fig June 17, 2019