calorieblast

a blast of calories. Can be used in a form of ultimate calorieblast i.e A) a large assumption of calories or B) a work-out where you blast a lot of calories
c) In times of extreme calorie blasting, you can preface the word with the sound "nnngghhhhh" indicating a stronger, harsher calorie blast

a) "That carrot cake is a CALORIEBLAST"
b) Running 5 miles is a CALORIEBLAST
c) nnnggghhhhhhhhCALORIEBLAAAAAAAAAAAST

by JJelly BBean February 5, 2009

chlorine shark

the mythical creature that causes women to fear pool water once a month.

No sally cant go swimming today she is afraid the chlorine sharks will get her.

by bigskilet July 7, 2010

calorie seeking missile

A fat person who is draw to calories in the same way that a heat seeking missile is drawn to heat.

When that fat guy saw that cake he turned into a calorie seeking missile

by D. "D Wayne" W. August 22, 2011

calorie-neutral run

A run (or other form of exercise) at the end of which cake is eaten, leading to neither a net loss nor net increase of calories.

Gary: Hey, why are you eating that humungous slice of cake?

Noel: I'm just finishing off my calorie-neutral run. 5 miles of running = a humungous slice of cake.

by geekinthepinkypink September 25, 2011

calorie deficit

A calorie deficit is any shortage in the number of calories consumed relative to the number of calories needed for maintenance of current body weight.

To create a calorie deficit, a person will need to reduce the number of calories they eat and increase the amount of activity they do. For example, if you eat 1500 calories a day and burn 2000 calories , you will be in 500 calorie deficit.

by cordied May 26, 2023

30 calories

30 calories refers to a vagina, because when you eat out then that’s actually 30 calories.

“Ayy imma eat 30 calories tonight”

by thebaneofmyexistance January 14, 2019

Calorie Cops

When you are overweight and eat something fattening in public and someone says: "Are you sure you should be eating that?"
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.

"I was trying to eat a doughnut one morning, but someone called the Calorie Cops. They were eating them too."
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"

by MadamexXx February 25, 2009