Camarillo

Town in California approximately 50 miles from Los Angeles. Formerly known as the home of a mental hospital which is now a California State University campus. Quiet and safe, and excitement is a short drive away.

Hey, you're from Camarillo? What are you, a looney?

by jseale1978 October 28, 2003

Calgary

A city that is bigger than the provincial capital, has over 1.2 million people, and has the Calgary Tower in it.

Hailey drove into Calgary with me yesterday.

by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2017

Camarea

She is beautiful, kind, and amazing. She will always talk to you, nomatter what she is doing. She makes the best friend, but could also be a great girl for you. She is perfect in every way, even though she denies that fact constantly. She is great.

Who is that?!

Ohh, that's CAMAREA!

by Jake_hyphen January 20, 2015

Calmageddon

World peace brought about by pacifist administrations of east and west occupying office simultaneously

A state of Calmageddon would be as catastrophic to defense industry billionaires as the biblical Armageddon would be to the rest of humanity

by will6691 September 4, 2017

Calamari Inkantation

Basically a electronic remix of an old squid country folk song by the Squid Sisters. It's also a fucking bop and I can never get tired of listening to it everytime; can also cure any form of octarian hypnosis and will make you want to live in Inkopolis and not work for DJ Octavio anymore.

Ya weni marei mirekyarahire
Juri yu mirekerason

Kire hyari yoriherahe nyurahera
Nunnyura unera yurawera nyimerani

- The first verse of Calamari Inkantation

by jelo_twt December 6, 2021

calmagog

Calmagog is the name of the god of the spontaneous, invoked to excuse a bad idea or meaningless action.

larry: hey bob why are you giving rocks to random children?
bob: calmagog!

by steve man mcgee February 8, 2022

Con Calma

Slobby on my knobby

Ben "Bitch on my dick like a horsey on a sitck"

Peter " Con Calma"

by Cyka My Blyat July 22, 2019