Calamity Flats

AKA Klamath Falls, Oregon. A town in southern Oregon that languished with the decline of the timber industry. AKA Klamath Fails.

I was born in Calamity Flats but moved to Sacradementia when dad got laid off by Weyerhauser.

by DuWayne Lippschitz January 20, 2011

Calamity Bridge

Thinking you have your penis in a girl's vagina but you actually have it in her anus. You have crossed Calamity Bridge.

Oh man, I went across Calamity Bridge last night!

by BunyipLobesy November 18, 2011

Calamio

Situación negativa, bien por excesivo aburrimiento, bien por lo engorroso de su naturaleza. Situación que crea mucho malestar en general.

- ¿Tu suegra y tu padre están liados?
- Sí
- Pues vaya calamio de navidades

by yiembi June 23, 2016

Calayia

Nice funny kind but mess with her you get your ass beat she's nice when she wants to be she can be a dick head you can laugh in her face and she can laugh back you clap she can clap back she's cute she's funny she's loyal she got a big o booty she's cute and strong she never worries about a hoe she's the goofiest person I know she's funny and you want problem she'll give them to you she's light-skinned with dark curly hair and if you want to fight she's always up for one

Calayia is not Goofy

But she'll give you that clap back though

by Calayia November 21, 2018

Calamaties

Gay cross country tendencies

I forgot my condom so no calamaties today. Sorry boys

by Berry mcockenher October 9, 2019

calamar

is a man

Calamar have big dick

by Calamarrr November 21, 2021

pink calamari

When period blood travels into the blood and you smell like fish for a week because it changes your PH level.

"hot damn"
"my ass taste like dead fish"
"that's a pink calamari if ever I smelled one"

by fiaddie February 7, 2021