the worst thing in the world, a horrible brat with a cartoon about him.
guy 1: caillou is such a brat..
guy 2: agreed!
by cringe alert November 13, 2018
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a dumb child who can not grow hair. He is clearly on something and he puts up a fit when he does not get his way his mom dad or sister clearly hate him they just dont want another family to deal with him so they don't put him up for adoption.
-caillou you can't buy that

-waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
-ok ok you can have it
by do u no dae way March 7, 2019
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we all know the dumb show caillou, but in my ea sports nhl games i made caillou a nhl player, he is a defence men for the ottawa senators, he is 6'7 and 240 pounds he is the best and toughest player ever, he wins 98% of the fights that he is in and has the biggest hits ever he is the leading goal scorer on my team and he is a d man, he is 20 years old in nhl 18, he is a fake player that i have made.
did you see caillous goal last night,
by Jack cof November 27, 2017
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Caillou is literally worthless. theres no point of having him on this earth he doesn't do any thing for us. he is just a cancerous piece of shit that walks on this earth destroying world peace. when people see him they go blind in 5 seconds, no wonder people cant drive. when Caillou doesn't get his way he screams like a maniac and creates a sonic boom. when people see him the world needs blindfolds to live.
Caillou: giime a pop
mom: no
Caillou: *sonic boom*
world: deaf
by badaja man March 17, 2019
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He is a hore that wants all kid to fall for his trap so he can kill them he’s also a brat that’s bald bc he’s ugly and is to short

Caillou- hya kids

Kids- hya

Caillou- *kills them all*
Caillou-killer
by Yeeyeejuiceman June 14, 2019
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