CaddyMad

The highest point of mortal anger. Common instances include awkward silences ending with a sense of impending doom, or death threats involving beating you to death with such objects as a Nerf Mace. The best approach to dealing with a Caddymad individual is changing your name and identity, then spending the rest of your life living on a remote mountaintop. Responding in any other fashion has been officially classified as Suicide, and is not advised in any situation.

Anger is classified into twelve distinct categories: Gandhi, Stoned, Asleep, Average, Annoyed, Irritated, Ticked Off, Pissed Off, Angered, Wrathful, Homicidal Rampage, and CaddyMad. A numerical system of anger was once proposed, but declined due to the fact that even infinity is too small too contain CaddyMad.

An Actor leaves before a performance, and must be replaced at the last minute. Another actor is CaddyMad, and when he shows up the next day he is mysteriously never seen again, although he does make a surprise reappearance as the part of Yorick in the next showing of Hamlet.

by The Left Side of Infinity December 6, 2010

cadooba

womens area.

''women tinkle with their cadoobas''

by cadoobaqueen July 7, 2022

cowboy caddilac

A 4 door 4X4 pick-up. Probably with a lift kit. Also known as a redneck limo

Hey Jim Bob, you fixin to drive down in yer cowboy Caddilac?

by Frank J. August 6, 2007

Candom

A product made of latex rubber, invented possibly by drunk college students, that fits confortably over a regular soda can. The supposed purpose of the candom is to keep your drink cool while outside, though it is mostly used for a laugh.

Hey man, is your beer getting cold? Put a candom on it.

by tazz25 April 13, 2006

Caddy

1. Someone who carries your golf clubs for you.

2. Something that carries your food or drinks for you.

3. An abbreviated nickname for a Cadillac.

Not to be confused with "catty", which means when females don't play nice with each other. As in "ME-OW!!! If dat catty biyotch's looks could kill! I can't help it if her man is checkin' me out."

Should I use my pitching or sand wedge to get me out of the gravel parking lot next to some old guy's Caddy on this shot? Let me put my beer back in its caddy & go ask my caddy which club to use.

by ThatKasper June 7, 2011

caddy wonkus

weird

Windows vista makes my pc go all caddy wonkus.

by groundedfirefly March 8, 2010

cadoosay

Metamorphosis aporphis of morkle laborth laba gorbalib L A B O R A T O R Y

Moosay Abalaba dooba, cadoosay (Cadoosay)

by bruhmoment66 August 6, 2021