cumquat

When you are such a loser and an idiot that you deserve to be insulted twice at once. Started offensively with the root cum and the second half referencing what could be a large vegetable. Like cum dumpster meets a cucumber and should have had an abortion. Political correct way of calling a millennial a faggot. Someone who tries way too hard

Look at that little cumquat over with his "Powered by Plants" yoga pants and sloppy man bun, I saw his last week walking out of a women's studies class. I bet he has 2 moms .

by Maximus112 October 24, 2018

Cumquat

A homosexual who excretes Cum 5 times a day

Emron is such a cumquat he look in like a burnt pineapple

by Emron cumclot March 14, 2019

Cumquat

When you bust a nut while squatting in that pussy

Mark just cumquated so hard

by UwuXDrawr December 13, 2019

cumquatted

To be sexually violated by a small barnacle found living in the pineapple fruit, by being squirted in the face with a vile substance, which is believed to have originated from the barnacles' genitalia.

Vermont: "Damn! This darn pineapple barnacle just went and squirted all over my new shirt!"

Damon: "Awh shoot, you got cumquatted man!"

by Shaniquatermelon June 30, 2012

Stealing the cumquat

To take away one's anal virginity.

Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.

by Russian fatty September 5, 2011

CUMQUAT

CUMQUAT: can often be found in the South African region near the Three Titties Rivers where the Slap-a-Hoe tribe, lead by Barefoot Pookie, congregate. They have been known on occasions for its Citrus taste and once swallowed to be quite Fergilicious. However, not recommended in the early mornings due to its evening resting causing the temperature to become quite thick and hot like lava…recommended to spit rather than swallow. On the upside, Researchers have found that the juices contain high levels of jissom which are great for your complexion.

-TXGRL903

Ferg…you are such a cumquat!!! Yes I am but think of all the benefits cumquats have to offer!!!

by -txgrl903 September 8, 2023

cumquat

cumquat is term used by amateur riddim producers to describe a (wipe) track as "cum worthy"

"Hey, bro, this track is so cumquat, I nutted the bed"
"yeah dude it is cumquat"

by bassfreakofficial May 20, 2020