Cumberland Splice

A sexual act by nature (fetish) that involves depositing a spiral shaped turd on the chest of your significant other.

“Morning honey. Cumberland Splice for breakfast?”

by MamaSmurfy April 14, 2023

Cumberland Community School

Every girl who goes there either becomes a slag or becomes a pick me girl and every boy is a fuck boy or a pedo. Also one of the shittiest schools in Newham because the head teacher doesn't look serious.

"Cumberland Community School is SHITTTT. I mean what community is there!"

by yournansasocialreject101 November 29, 2021

cumberlands

Cumberland st , the biggest shit hole in darlington
needs to be nuked from orbit coz its the only fucking way to be sure

gary you live in a major shit tip

by Renbear October 13, 2004

Cumberland Cummer

A legend among the Cambridge Community, and the munting on the 6th floor of the Cumberland dorms. Cumberland residents have stated on numerous occasions that they've heard the Cumberland Cummer groaning in the hallways performing his usual actions and one has sighted his cum rag.

The Cumberland Cummer cums again.

by Haterchenners September 4, 2025

Cumberland Valley High School

A place where all the girls are sluts and whores. A fight in the bathroom happen almost daily and the principals do almost nothing about it. All the low IQs in the hallway just talk about “rizzing” (the most degenerate term in existence) girls up and starting beef by fighting with others in the bathroom if you’re If you’re an Indian, then you’re different. You just work hard by studying, doing work, and joining clubs.

Scenario in Cumberland Valley High School

Guy to Girl: Hi. How was the test?

Everyone else: BRO YOU GOT SO MUCH RIZZ!!!!!!!! W RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scenario 2:

Guy: Hey dude can you lend me a pencil?

Other Guy: Are you trying to be racist to me boy? Let’s fight next period in the bathroom.

by Unknown12248381727171734727272 May 20, 2023

Cumberland Valley School District

A scuffed ass school that god has abandoned to the devil where black people hate other "niggers", the Asians remain by themselves, the whites are colonizing every friend group, and the Mexicans yap. Everyone hates the math teachers and half the students are brain fried more than Vietnamese children in 1969

"That nigga is more gay than the Cumberland Valley School District"

by I fucking hate the Turks June 9, 2024

Upper cumberland

After anal sex, one chooses to remove the lid of toilet tank and excrete the cum into tank.

Me and my partner decided to put the load of cum into the toilet tank. Being an upper cumberland.

by Cumberland May 6, 2025