cumtastic

when something is so amazing that u cum.

franki: that was incredible
joe: i just cummed my pants
franki: that was friggin cumtastic

by samuel adams January 27, 2005

jon cuevas

pulling a jon cuevas is when you tell your close friends that you hate them and will never be their friends again and curses at them with lots of horrible words.

example:
jon: I hAte yOu Guys so much FUCKING IDIOTS, DICK HEAD, ASSHOLE , GO CLIT YOUR WRIST TILL YOUR ARMS FALL OFF!
everyone:shook: JON STOP THATS MEAN WHAT DID WE DO?

jon; WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN IM GONNA KILL YOU ALL!
megan: im bringing you to guidence!

everyone else: we will come too!
one day later: guys we can be friends it was a JOKEE i was KIDDINGGGG
after he sees us at guidence : starts cussing again
week later: can we all make up?
everyone: ...
everyone still: YEAH SURE
then repeat a week later.

your being really rude, dont pull a jon cuevas again.

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

cumtastical

When something is so nice that it gives you the urge to cum on it with extreme vigor and force. These things can include but are not limited to wedding dresses, food, and white people.

You: "Dude that wedding dress is so cumtastical that I'm exploding in my pants just thinking about all the fabric I can ruin in one blow!"
Friend: "What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

by Fuhrer Sebadragosa X September 4, 2013

Cuntacular Cunt

A boy named William who fucks with beautiful women who don't deserve it. This boy is a garbage human being with little no social awareness and who is almost constantly on drugs. A cuntacular cunt is someone who deals drugs without remorse and traumatizes those he comes into contact with so much that intensive therapy becomes a necessity.

Maggie: what is that cuntacular cunt doing recently?
Simon: who is the cuntacular cunt?
Maggie: oh its William!
Simon: OOhhhhh... yeah he is a cuntacular cunt

by Deadwood Dick May 27, 2018

Cuestanized

When you feel like you are the tiny fictional mouse character "Jerry" from the Tom & Jerry show. Even when you are small you make it as an opportunity to do creative things.

Its not a burden for me being small, i am cuestanized.

by zebsaip July 12, 2019

Cumtastic!

fantastic......but with a naughty twist, tastefully delicious in a sexual way

that pasta was cumtastic!

by lemonslemons December 2, 2019

Cuntact

When your path crosses with that bitch in the office despite your best avoidance tactics.

"Even though I ducked into the storeroom I still had cuntact with you you-know-who."

"No way that was the third cuntact with Julia this week!"

by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022