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Crib Parade
The spectacle of concentrated groups of sexy gold-diggers that frequent the house parties of wealthy entertainers, usually rock/rap stars and womanizing party men of Hollywood.
A gaggle of groupie bimbos looking to land rich men.
A gaggle of groupie bimbos looking to land rich men.
"Dude, look at all these fine women. It's a f'n' crib parade in here."
"The Playboy Mansion is the ultimate crib parade."
"The Playboy Mansion is the ultimate crib parade."
Crib Parade by Holly M S April 24, 2010
Crib Abuse
When people use you for your house and go there whenever it’s available while you never get anything in return. They abuse the privilege of hanging out at your crib.
“Damn i’m suffering from crib abuse jake and robert always come to my house during the weekend and never invite me to anything.”
Crib Abuse by Hayes Lamoureux November 13, 2018
crib notes
Notes for cheating on exams written on small and easily concealable pieces of paper with stealth in mind. Called "crib" notes because of the manner in which you hold the notes under your left hand/arm while writing with your right arm, keeping them concealed from teachers/professors with wondering eyes.
The easiest way to prepare for a biology exam is not to study ad nauseam, but to write notes from test reviews into Microsoft Word™ and print them at font size 3.5.
crib notes by Tark Mwain May 13, 2005
crib lizard
a miniature human, usually between the age of 1 day to 18 months, not yet sleeping in a "big bed" and requiring an inordinate amount of time, energy, money and patience. baby, infant, toddler, child.
"yeah, it sucks. none of my friends go out anymore since they cranked out a bunch of crib lizards."
"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."
"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."
crib lizard by Lynn January 22, 2005