Oh Cpap

The word the portugals replace crap with.

Xahara: It says OH CRAP!
Rusty0: I see OH CPAP

by Fright01 October 18, 2008

Dirty CPAP

When a man spreads his balls out and covers their partners nose and mouth with them, like a mask, then proceeds to shit on their chest

My boyfriend gave me a dirty CPAP last night and i'm breathing much better today

by I'mNotMimzy July 28, 2019

Dutch cpap

The act of your partner mounting your face and farting directly into your nostrils.

I was 69-ing Kate last night and she totally gave me a Dutch cpap!

by ckcoffee March 18, 2023

Washington CPAP

When you run a hose from the tail pipe of your car through a window and duct tape the end of the hose to your mouth while revving the engine to expedite the end of life process.

Rob must have been really fed up with everything to do a Washington CPAP.

by Keeefers February 19, 2025

Kansas City CPAP

Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.

Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.

by Smithsonian November 4, 2021