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Court-9

Higher than a 10 on a hotness scale due to a young woman's ability to take shots and drink beer. A Court-9 frequently has an equally proportional breast and ass size, although the size of either could be increased to maximize their potential for coitus.

Most commonly used in eastern Iowa and northern Missouri .
Oh man, that girl is a 10!
No way man, a Court-9 for sure. Did you see that body?!
by GammaGuy February 4, 2010
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Court 18

Used when referring to an activity, particularly a sporting event, that has gone on much longer than originally intended i.e. quintuple overtime. Derived from the Wimbledon tennis match that was played on court 18 and lasted 11 hours and 5 minutes between Nicolas Mahut and John Isner.
This beer pong game has had so many overtimes we must be playing on court 18
by Rowdy Riley!GO GATORS! June 27, 2010
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court ape

His seats were so far up in the rafters at the Knicks game, Simon could barely make out the two uniformed troops of court ape running the floor below.
by CoonTastic August 22, 2014
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court 6

where the magic happens
i got with my doubles partner in court 6!
by T.W.D. July 10, 2009
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court style

acting as a verb to describe a very, hip, unique action.
Wow, she just did a double back hand spring all while drinking a beer! That is soooo Court Style!
by Courtney April 6, 2005
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court jester

a silly sex act:

1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.

4. finally, proclaim to said female

"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"
phill: "how was last night?"
wes: "awesome man, I court jestered that bitch!"
phill: "sick dude."
by Dr. J Weinberg September 5, 2009
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Court Cells

The 'Court Cells' are a holding area for people who have been arrested and are waiting to see a judge before either being remanded or released from custody or for people already incarcerated or remanded who must see a judge for trial. You are transported there by a 'patty wagon' after spending the night at the police station or from a correctional facility/penitentiary.

It is an all concrete room with small concrete ledges to sit on where you are lumped in with a bunch of other guys who are also waiting to see a judge.

If you happen to be unlucky you may get beaten by hard headed gangsters who are feeling extra macho that day. It often takes forever to be released/processed and is the extremely boring part between either going to jail or being released. It is often a place for intense battles because it is a small concrete room and you can get put in there with anyone including rival gang members and if a fight breaks off it tends to get bloody as there is no where to go.

It is sometimes fun if you get a bunch of guys who like to joke around and do funny shit or if somebody sneaked in some chronic.
I finally got at this fucking punk who has been talking shit on the streets. I seen him in the court cells and beat his ass until the guards came in and maced me
by 306'sFinest March 7, 2011
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