cosmology

The study of the physical universe considered as a totality of phenomena in time and space

cosmology is the study of universe

by Chintan July 5, 2006

Cosmonog

An ancient consumerist winter holiday. Unlike Christmas and others, it has no particular religious origin and is completely secular. Celebration involves the purchase of Cosmopolitan Magazine and Egg Nog. Participants drink the latter while dramatically reading the former, learning great sex tips and a variety of whimsical names for vaginas. An additional practice that is less well-known involves the purchase and eating of Swedish Fish, often intended for those who do not enjoy Egg Nog.

"I just came back from a killer Cosmonog party. Sandy drank five cups of nog and read us a steamy story about a hot firefighter and a snow-blower."

by sylentsage December 27, 2011

cosmotarian

A cosmopolitan libertarian; a libertarian who holds socially liberal personal opinions about abortion, homosexuality, race, and other social issues. Compare to paleotarian.

The Libertarian candidate assured the cosmotarians in the audience that she would continue to protect abortion rights even though she opposed public funding of abortions.

by crimethink January 18, 2008

cosmopolitan

A magazine that makes women believe that you can suck hundreds of dicks and not be a worthless whore as long as you wear nice clothes and expensive perfume.

Cosmopolitan has a new article entitled 'What Guys Really Want', written by some short, metrosexual, Puerto-Rican tosser whose views the editors erroneously believe represent the entire male population's.

by SimboBimbo January 22, 2007

Cosmo Kramer

The god of all that is holy. The man that can get whatever he wants including females. Someone that you aspire to be. The mr. cool of the 90's and arguably the funniest character ever on tv.

Yo, that Cosmo kramer is a real assman.

I wish i was like Cosmo Kramer.

by Brandon the cleveland kid October 9, 2006

Coumosexual

a word used to describe a creepy pervert

Why is he touching her against her will? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing in the garden naked? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing outside her house in a black trench coat? He's a Coumosexual

by charlottes web info March 7, 2021

cosmonaut

A Russian astronaut.

"We Americans have astronauts, and the Russians have cosmonauts. No real difference."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004