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Coronafication

The slow & gradual process of becoming mentally insane because one has been eating, sleeping, and working in the same room since the pandemic has started.

The cure is like a double edged sword. Going outside will mentally relieve you from the life of solitary confinement but increase their chances of catching the virus.

The following is a small set of symptoms of coronafication:

1) Lashing anger
2) Illogical thinking
3) Depression
4) Suicidal Ideation
5) Denial
6) Irritable
7) Sensitive to small things
Brother 1: Why the fuck are you taking your anger out on me? What the fuck did I do?
Brother 2: FUCK YOU! IT'S CAUSE YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE MY BEDROOM DOOR
Brother 1: (aww shit dis niqqa is going through coronafication...)
by The Mad Lad 420 December 11, 2020
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Tasmanian coronation

the act of putting bamboo in your bumhole and screaming the koala mating call and waiting till they jizz in the bamboo. You then proceed to eat the milky bamboo.
me and my mates went to australia. we went into the wild and totally did the Tasmanian coronation.
by poengus April 23, 2020
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coronation

Refers to a ceremony performed on a variety of occasions, such as:
(1) When someone remembers to "bring in the old device" (i.e., battery, starter, alternator, etc.) to exchange at an auto-parts store and thus avoid the core-charge when purchasing a new one (in this instance, it is often spelled "coreonation").
(2) When someone receives a promotion, gets married, etc, and so everyone present cracks open da ol' lime-wedge-spiked bottles of Corona Lite.
(3) A trepidatious "newbie" welder has managed to strike his first arc, and so everyone around him is having an impromptu celebration of the lovely brilliant-blue "corona" that he successfully created.
I watched an old documentary of Princess Di's coronation, but I was surprised to see that not one of the many attendees appeared to be actually drinking any bottles of "frothy'n' lime" --- what's up with that???
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
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Coronacaine

Roll yo own bill bra, ain't looking to get sick on the coronacaine
by Olympic pena March 19, 2020
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Cornication

When a female, (or male) proceeds to enduce sexual pleasure with an ear of corn
did you see that chick Cornicate her self... i have never seen someone so satisfied from Cornication
by Rockandrolljunkiie January 30, 2009
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corona-cation

The 3 weeks of school being canceled due to the fast spreading disease cover-19/coronavirus
“Did you hear about school being cancelled?”
“Yea we’re going on corona-cation it’s gonna be lit as hell
by Princess is photogenic March 16, 2020
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coronalations

The congratulations you give to people who have gotten pregnant during pandemic lockdown.
Coronalations on your happy news!
I’m so happy about the new addition to your family. Coronalations!
by Rangacat August 20, 2020
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