cornspiracy

The overwhelming feeling that the corn industry (under our very noses and subsidized by our own government with our own money) has managed to infiltrate just about every product known to mankind! Examples include: carbonated beverages, wheat bread, baby food, cheese spreads, ketchup, textiles, mayonnaise, paper plates, plastics, chewing gum, yogurt, instant coffee & teas, margarine, toothpaste, cosmetics, candies, cereals, beer, baby powders, batteries, charcoal, Febreze, sheetrock, hand sanitizers, glass cleaners, adhesives, shoe polish, wall paper, firecrackers, pharmaceuticals and ethanol. Just to name a few... too many! People, wake up and smell the corn!!!

Did you see that movie King Corn? Yeah, It made me think we may actually be in the middle of a Cornspiracy!

by flair4thegold November 11, 2009

Cornshark

Popular phenomenon of an Asian female obsessed with obtaining only an Anglo-White male boyfriend as arm candy. Or Corn Fed (All American White Male). This is usually done without any regard to culture lines or racial differences. The term is in reference to the FEMALE in all situations and contexts. Cuz hey, a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. Regardless of HER race.

Orange County California and San Diego California are prime Cornshark habitats and breeding grounds.

"Yooo how was the club lastnite? Wack dogg nothing but cornsharks."

by Grittz and Vitz November 5, 2007

Cornished

1.) To bring a forum thread to a screeching halt, to side rail and deliberately confuse all who contribute.

2.) One who pours paints on his wheel chair and spins around on a piece of canvas to call it art.

1.) Wow he just Cornished that thread.

2.) Look at this disturbing Cornish.

by fickwitchew March 4, 2010

cornish sausage

Inserting a steaming turd into a condom and tying it closed.

This cornish sausage appears to have remnants of peanuts and spinach in it.

by MonkeyHustle December 19, 2005

cornus

(n) being utterly rude or stupid and foolish

(v) to shove a corn up someones anus

Hello, you turd, you are being very cornus today due to finally looking at yourself in the mirror.

I will cornus you in the park.

by Master of Cornus #furdayz December 16, 2013

cornisha

Very smart
Super pretty
Very confident

Has a big ass booty and thick as fuck

All the hoes hate cornisha!!

by Prettynisha1 July 16, 2017

cornshooter

A term used in the Midwest that means asshole (literally)

I was going to go see Brokeback Mountain until I heard that some guy takes one in the cornshooter.

by hautroddr April 24, 2006