Congress 

A collective noun used for crocodiles

A congress of crocodile attacking a deer near the river.

Congress by Rambo Tan June 22, 2022

Congress

A formal legislative body or assembly of representatives.(Zoology, Satirical) A collective noun for a group of crocodiles (Crocodylus), specifically when gathered in an environment characterized by the aggressive accumulation of resources.Etymology: Derived from the Philippine political satire of the late 20th and early 21st centuries, where public officials accused of graft, plunder, and greed are colloquially branded as buwaya (the Tagalog word for crocodile). The term captures the overlap between a gathering of predatory reptiles and a legislative house perceived to be bleeding public funds.

Example: "As the water levels rose, a predatory congress of crocodiles watched silently from the mudbanks."
"Never interrupt a congress of crocodiles. Not because they will bite, but because they will put you on a subcommittee hearing that lasts six months."

Congress by Mcbhurz August 12, 2026

Congress Critter

A generic term; used to inclusively refer to all members of Congress.

Have you written to your Congress Critters about the state of the economy lately?

Congress Critter by ACRScout February 1, 2010

Congress of the Cow

A sex position, the girl on all fours, the man penetrates from behind while reaching around simulating milking the breast.

My wife's favorite sexual position is the Congress of the Cow.

Congress of the Cow by Res Q Luv May 5, 2018

Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene 

Congress-woman Marjorie Tayor Greene is a radical, right-wing tRumpy MAGAt who believes that Jewish space-aliens using space lasers to start California wildfires, and that the school killings were "false-flag", advocates killing Speaker Nancy Pelosi, brings a gun to Congress, refuses to walk through the metal detectors, and talks to tRumpty to thank him for his support - Lock Her Up and fuck the BITCH!

Is Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene a Fuck-quat or what?

Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

Congress Park (Congo)

Chill spot to hangout and best ledges to skate in Saratoga Springs, NY. Definitely the #1 spot to fuck around with tourists and crash a wedding bc mfs be having those shits there every damn weekend. Also houses an UNGODLY amount of ducks holy shit.

Yo wanna skate Congress Park (Congo)?

Congress Park (Congo) by _._._:) June 11, 2022

congress party 

a party where everyone doing drugs and drink

A: Hey, congress party?
B: No, I don’t like drugs.

congress party by weedndrugsparty July 30, 2018