Feacal contingency

An amount of spare human shit kept by the toilet (normally in a container) for people to throw into the bowl if they are having trouble shitting. This is normally done to make them feel better for wasting time on the bowel bowl.

After 10 minutes on the shitter, Sam realised he was going to need to dip into his feacal contingency.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

containment talons

Double quotes. Used particularly to refer to the gesture used to make "air quotes"

Alan: Bob is a "sexy beast"
Bob: I could see those containment talons from across the room.

by daimoinen November 27, 2014

Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier

some setup is nessassary, first rig some strobe lights and a high powered radio with hard core rock to a clapper system. then stitch a pillow case from a confederate flag with drawstring on one end. you will need drumsticks as well. when fuckin a chick in the ass, quickly as possible you want to put the confederate pillow case on girls head, pull drawstring tight, clap, and drum on the girls head with the drumsticks, the light, music, and impact of the drumsticks should put her in epileptic shock and put her into siezures. having her anus clamp on your penis while you finish.

i came like crazy when i pulled a Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier on her ass!!!!

by Nicdizzle November 29, 2006

contitent

A person who is a world traveler. i.e. someone who is content on many continents.

Having backpacked through Europe, explored the Amazon rainforest, and traversed the Andes, Kyle was a contitent.

by Clutchbucket May 30, 2019

continental breakfast

n.

1. A small breakfast consisting of coffee and a roll or bran muffin, named so not for continental airlines (as popularly believed), but rather, because coffee coupled with a bran muffin tend to make one have to defecate, close to the point of <i>incontinence</i>.

The continental breakfast they offered really made me have to crap.

by Sommy September 8, 2004

continental™

While engaging in vaginal sex, you pull out your dick and procede to stick it in her ass and then back to the vagina. This is repeated as many times as necessary in order to receive the full effect of the continental™. The conclusion of the continental™ is preceded by the slogan, "Oh, what a lovely tea party."

"I gave that bitch the continental™."

by DEEZ February 26, 2004

continent

One of the principal land masses of Earth, including Africa, Antarctica, Asia, North America, Europe, Australia, and South America.

Earth consists of seven continents.

by Gfunk January 18, 2006