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Conservative Bible Project

A project by the horribly biased wiki Conservapedia in an attempt to 'remove' liberal 'bias' in the bible by retranslating it. It removes the story of the Adulteress in the New Testament, and changes 'thou shall not kill' into 'thou shall not murder', thus in turn promoting the beating up of women who get raped (just like Saudi Arabia) advocating the cruel and unusual death penalty. I heard there's going to be more horrible things.
The idiots at Conservapedia have decided to corrupt the word of the Lord by creating the Conservative Bible Project.
by Anonymous /religions/ October 12, 2009
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throat coaster

you know Danielle?, man she the best throat coaster around
by Shatara_18 January 7, 2009
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roller-coaster sentence

A roller-coaster sentence is a sentence that contains words that are random, controversial, or crazy. These words can be anything with no limits, containing racist words or politics.

Picture a plain, generic roller-coaster. Usually, the tracks contain loops or segments that rise up and fall down. These "loops" would be the words in a roller-coaster sentence, as each word is a large loop.
roller-coaster sentence examples:
"Nigga sex frisbee".
"Mass Shootings are lovely and inspiring."
"Shit, meatspin's got my asshole on the hook."
"Cunt nigger trash."
"That gay nigga Jesus just fingerbanged me in a bowling alley in front of my step-sister, who masturbated on the spot."
by StercouraceousZeugma July 28, 2018
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glow-ler-coaster

When you've "glowed up" a couple of times, and you've also "glowed down" a couple of times, but you're still a bad bitch!!
"Yeah, I lost 200lbs and got rid of my ache, and yeah, I've put 80lbs back on and am not looking as fresh, but to paraphrase Ronan Keating 'Life is a glow-ler-coaster, you just gotta ride it'. You still can't fuck with me!"
by hofe18 July 22, 2018
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south park conservative

A conservative who usually is usually conservative on the matters of tax reduction, international policy and gun rights, but can often times be liberal on such issues as drug prohibition, abortion and adult material.

They see liberal establishments like Moveon.org and College Liberals to be outdated or sometimes hypocritical, due to the perceived notion that they're concerned with only promoting certian rights for people and not others and put their own special interests in front of national security.

They also tend to be suspicious of political correctness, seeing it as an ironic classification of people who wanted to escape classification.

Many can be irreligious.

They tend to be late Generation X (1975-9) or early to mid Generation Y (1980-5).

Named after the cartoon South Park.
South Park Conservatives are an odd bunch.

They believe in tax cuts and Middle East reform yet they toke up like a hippie with 24 hours to live!
by ColdRedRain April 25, 2005
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Conservapedia

An 'online encyclopedia' with plenty of 'accurate information' made by 'dedicated conservatives'.

In other words, a website full of ignorant, biased BS made almost entirely by trolls (depressingly, genuine believers of it do exist) to parody the viewpoints of far right wing.
The universe according to conservapedia:

1. Liberals are always evil and wrong, and conservatives are pure and holy. Because of this, there is no reason to listen to a liberal's argument or take them seriously.

2. Liberal influence is everywhere. The following organizations all contain liberal bias:

Wikipedia

Every news station except FOX News

The Public Education System

The United Nations

The Video Game industry

3. Despite this, signs of the general public's support for conservatives are everywhere. Even something as simple as one movie being more popular than another can clearly signify conservatives being better than liberals.
by APersonGuy May 1, 2011
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One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.
Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.

Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...
by 7h0rn3 August 17, 2009
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