Common Sense Guru

An individual who has gained a large following among members of the American Tea Party and/or other quasi-politcal groups. This person is easy to identify due to their constant facial scowl and constant litany of opinions and insults against any people who do not agree with him. This is his/her way of making sure their followers do not start thinking too much...after all it is the Common Sense Guru's job to do the thinking. Sometimes, however, this is problematic, due to the Guru's exclusive reliance on the "common sense", which is unfortunately both uncommon and subjective.

Typical words of a Common Sense Guru:

"We the people need better jobs but we don't want anyone else to have better jobs...'cause we have common sense and they don't"

"Let's stop paying teachers so much...that money needs to go to a better place, like the pocket of your Common Sense Guru"

by Saiga12 May 4, 2011

common law girlfriend

Two people who having been getting together for a while but won't admit they are in a relationship

Robin is Barney's common law girlfriend on How I Met Your Mother

by Bobun 5ever August 5, 2012

Common law dating

The act of being a couple without officially dating

Those two hang out all the time, they are so common law dating

by Dinosis3 March 17, 2009

Common Arsehole

A person who is prevalent, and often found in the public doing stupid, moronic and mindless acts.

Also can be associated with loitering and annoying pests commonly found in groups at shopping malls, libraries and schools.
Basically another word for Imbecile.

He snuck out at night, like a Common Arsehole.

John: "Look at all these common arseholes over here."
Vlad: "Piss off you common arsehole."

by 17 inch dildo May 5, 2016

Common L

A response to someone who commonly tries to sound clever and funny but is uncreative and dense.

Also, a response to someone in sports who usually has poor takes and is wrong more times than not (Skip Bayless, Mike Francesa, etc)

Mike Francesa - Tua is the next Steve Young
Skip Bayless - The Cowboys are Super Bowl favorites

Common L

by MyWhiteAzz January 5, 2021

common white girl

Any white girl in America who is obsessed with any of the following:
Leggings, Uggs, Starbucks, Autumn, iPhones, Instagram, Twitter, Selfies, or the movie Mean Girls.

"Why does that girl drink starbucks so much?"
"Because she is a Common White Girl"

by HeyItsNatalieC October 16, 2013

Common Courtesy

Holding the door for someone behind you; Showing respect for the other person.

Thanks for your common courtesy.

by captainrich99 June 4, 2015