cocktagon

The imaginary perimeter around a male that defines a fight or fuck decision. Similar to cock-circle. When someone crosses the cocktagon, it's on. You're either fucken or fighting.

Ashley entered my cocktagon, and she couldn't walk for a week. When Jason entered my cocktagon, he couldn't see for a week.

by 7 inch cocktagon March 18, 2016

cockmagellan

One who ventures to far away lands in search of penii.

The cockmagellan found paradise in the hills of Scotland.

by Matt Dawkins June 18, 2004

cockcage

Male chasity device that locks around the testicles with a cage that prevents the penis from getting hard. Device prevents a male from having sex or masturbating. Device also forces a male to sit when urinating.

I wanted him to remember who's in charge so I locked him in a cockcage.

I don't trust him around other women so I force him to wear a cockcage.

by GayWhiteBottom4BBC May 22, 2018

cockbarnacle

Any overt sign of an active STD, visibly present on a man's penis, such as warts, blisters, sores, or other lesions.

She ran screaming from the bedroom after she saw his nasty cockbarnacle.

by Pope Antonio May 11, 2006

cockmagnet

A male of a homosexual nature.

Tyrone is such a cockmagnet.

by Nik C. October 10, 2003

cockrag

an item used to wipe your cock off after a masturbation session.

Come here you little cockrag Ashley .

by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003

Allah Cockbar

1. A spiritual eruption of pent up infernal jihadic forces gushing forth and ferociously searing the collective eyes of humanity with a vision supreme.

The Apprentice inquired, 'Master, my mind constantly wavering, the lantern of truths flame obscured through a fog of deception, and my soul sinks into hopeless despair as though gazing into a barren desert. I humbly ask thee, how is the revelation of a vision supreme attained in such a turbulent life?'

The Master replied thus, 'To become imbued with the eternal spirit of Allah Cockbar in this Galactic Jihad and bathe in the light of a vision supreme one must visit allahcockbar.com - Such is the will of Allah.'

by Sir.RobJ July 18, 2016