Land of the Clueless

A close neighbor to the Land of the Stupids, the Land of the Clueless is where you find people with no common sense or who are completely incompetent. Children often visit this land when being asked to do something by their parents. Co-workers as well.

No one could figure out that the door needs to be closed so the heat doesn't escape? Gee, I guess we are in the Land of the Clueless.

by irishtrish February 20, 2010

Lil Clueless

Lil clueless aka gtk_skates are usually very scrawny and boney human beings. This person likes to play fornite but only gets wins by being carried.

Hey is that a skeleton?
Haha no it’s just lil clueless

by lil Ericdotme December 28, 2018

Going Down Clueless

When you (usually a guy) goes down on someone (usually a girl) for the first time and you don't really know what to do, but you refuse to ask for directions.

"Man I was with my girl last night and I totally went Going Down Clueless, but I managed"

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

florida clueless

A boy/girl who is clueless about everything in Florida. Usually doesn't talk about Florida because they are disgusted that there parents moved here. Not in touch with the Florida lifestyle, and gawk at the old leathery women and saggy sailors that can't get it up anymore. Doesn't really like hot weather. Wants to leave ASAP. Not into any sort of crowd, and feels outta place.

Bitch girl 1- Who is she? Who doesn't she hang out with?
Bitch girl 2- Girl, she is Florida Clueless.

or

Boy 1- Why do you want to move to NYC?
Girl 1- I am just Florida Clueless.

by a clueless girl in Florida August 3, 2007

U R clueless

Some guy who talks a lot about junior grimes on urban dictionary and then gets a 100% like ratio for some reason

I really am clueless on why U R clueless definitions are so liked

by U R clueless fan June 17, 2023

You're welcome, Corporal Clueless

The response to a snide, "Thank you, Captain Obvious" remark that not only maintains a military subtext, but also asserting superiority, by virtue of a captain being a commissioned officer and a corporal being a non-commissioned officer.

ENGINEER: We will be able to resume operations when we get the network fixed.

MAIL CLERK: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

ENGINEER: You're welcome, Corporal Clueless.

by CarltonGLong November 28, 2017

Aggressively clueless

A pejorative description of anyone who becomes angry or dismissive about a topic they have demonstrated a clear lack of understanding of.

Bob: Gotta take my kid for shots today. Man, she hates those.
Joe: Vaccines are total bullshit.
Bob: Umm... why so?
Joe: You're just poisoning your kids.
Bob: OK. How?
Joe: Use your head dummy! (Storms off)
Steve: That was informative.
Bob: Joe's aggressively clueless and doesn't hide it well.

by msmyj July 16, 2016