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Clingy-female

1. A female or dog that literally physically holds onto you.

2. The worst case of a relationship or not actually a relationship 70% of the time. It starts off like any other relationship but the early symptoms are steep curve of attraction for the clinger so say they the subject female instantly wants a sexual relationship, they claim to love you, they quite literally fill your inbox or txt you at least 20 times a day up to 999 in severe cases though less is still subjected to extreme cases of anxiety, guilt and panic attacks, if your like me and already have anxiety you'll want to pay attention to the anti-clingy-female kit.

-Anti-anxiety agents like alcoholic beverages, xanax, etc. this will suppress your stress.
-Your cellphone carriers block number list
-Facebook privacy modifications
-Turn phone off in severe cases
Kill me now I just accidentally caught a clingy-female in the ocean of woman. Fuck...brb throwing phone into wall and downing half a bottle of k-pins.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 February 20, 2011
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clingy kitkat

1) A chocolate wafer bar that has melted down and attached itself to other items in your bag.
"I was trying to pull the Penske file out of my briefcase but my professional presentation was foiled by the presence of a clingy kitkat."
by NoPants21 July 9, 2014
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Clingy ass mf

@Utatane Piko!#0967
Omg Im such a clingy ass mf
by Clingy ass mf May 5, 2022
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Clingy jasper

Insane clingy partner that won't leave their other partners side. They literally can't be away for 5 Mins. They publically express that they are dating someone every second of the day. They are shameless and overt.
God damn it you piece of shit why are you being such a clingy jasper
by Michael McDonald May 5, 2022
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Clingy Peaches

The condition a females vagina is in after not showering for at least a week. Commonly found in females in the military.
Man we were out in the field for 2 weeks and Mary finally showed me her clingy peaches.I nearly threw up!
by DocChase June 23, 2010
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clingy douche

Generally hangs out with two other guys and a girl in a small group called a shipoopy. This si the most hated member and everyone wants him to die. Mainly cause he's too clingy and doesn't repay you loans.
My God! That kid is a fucking clingy douche. He is much too clingy.
by kilgren March 26, 2009
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Clingy Saniliner

When the sanitary toilet seat liner sticks to your butt as you get up from the toilet seat.
"That clingy saniliner irritated the crap out of me."
by R-Loz October 19, 2016
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