claygasm

The excitement of handling clay to an extent where one over excites them self resulting in an orgasm. Can also occur when wedging, glazing or wet sanding.

Dude, working with the clay was soooo amazing I almost had a claygasm.

by The God of Clay June 24, 2011

The Claytoncup

When a man, takes home a girl after getting her drunk, she'll pass out, and he takes her clothes off, cums up her nose, sticks a vibrater up her vagina and anus, and let her float away into the ocean.

"I got that girl drunk, she had no clue i was gunna give her The Claytoncup."

by Smurff & Tott January 1, 2010

pulled a clayton

when you’re having sex with your girlfriend, and you don’t pull out.

Girl- ‘ Did you pull out?! ‘
Step-Dad- ‘ Oh god, i pulled a clayton! ‘

by 850CreditScore January 31, 2020

Clayton High School

Clayton High School in the desolate town of Clayton NC is the dwelling to several species of hooligans, some of which include; Jocks with gay tendencies, Bitches who are so religious that they would give their kidneys to children in Africa, teachers who have openly dated students and still works here, too many sluts & child molesters to count, And staff that is compiled of old women with mullet perms, Middle aged men in mid-life crises and several phantom custodial staff that only appear on empty halls. All in all the dilapidated campus welcomes mold variants, crusty juveniles and skanky-hoes alike. Its a cumets life for me.

Teacher: "Hey Addison"
Addison: 'Hey Teacher"
Teacher: "Where should we fuck?"
Addison: "The Clayton High School bathroom, it smells like weed."

by Mamasaymamasawmamacacakoosaw December 6, 2014

Clayton, NC

a small town in north carolina with absolutely nothing to do in your spare time besides smoke weed and drink and drive. the town also has an over-abundance of sluts of all ages, most of whom enjoy fucking in the back of white chevy trailblazers.

dude, i stopped in clayton, nc on my way to the beach, and somehow i managed to leave with the herps.

by josh gohagen April 14, 2010

Clayton

He is a quiet out-going man who not everyone gets along with - even though he is one of the most loving and caring people ever! Claytons normally have dirty-blonde hair with sky eyes. The people that are lucky enough to ever meet one will cherish Clayton forever, with his bright smile and amazing laugh! The perfect girl is out there but may be closer to him than he thinks. The woman he will marry will have a name starting with a D because of Clayton's alphabetical mind that he uses to creat many things. Claytons are usally smart in many areas but do not take credit for much of their works, because of their humble nature.

Clayton is just so lovely and smart!

by tickler12 October 22, 2013

clayton teabag

When you dip your balls in a Sammie Fayes mouth with your asshole on her nose

I just gave this chick a Clayton Teabag

by cbjackson22 November 24, 2016