A person who loves themself beyond all reason.
Clays always have 10+ types of cologne
Clays always have
5+ "model" pictures of themselves on their phone
Clays THINK they can get any
girl
Clays always have blonde hair
Clays always wear collared preppy shirts
Clays die if not allowed to gel their hair for any length of time
Clays never reach puberty
Clays are short
Clays are scared shitless when they see colored
people
Clays roll up their
windows when driving through poor neighborhoods