natalie coates

im begging u to fuck me i cant believe u blocked me on snap and ig but this is my one way to communicate to u. PLEASE LET ME FUCK U NATALIE ILL GIVE U ANYTHING. if u read this hmu ;)

please let me place my dick into your vagina Natalie Coates

by pl[okijhugyftrd December 5, 2017

hippo crates

Huge sturdy packing-cases specially designed for humanely shipping large water-loving herbivores. Invented by the famous ancient philosopher.

Too bad Hippocrates wasn't born more recently, or his animal-transporting invention would have been much easier to create --- he could have just lined a number of modern large metal shipping-containers with foam-rubber, added fresh-air vents and some form of toilet-fixture, and voila! --- hippo crates.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

fred coates

one of the biggest bitches i know wants to punch a kid called chinky sim at our next party but really he is a fat slut who is a massive pusy hole and cantr do jack shit

oi fred coates you are a fat cunt

by u r a mut July 19, 2019

Jason Claeson

An absolute dad

Hey do you know jason Claeson
Yea he’s a dad

by Imggay August 26, 2019

Alfie Coates

Alfie Coates is a person which moisturises his parents arse holes and then listens to them orgasm.

I have friend called Alfie Coates, how grim!

by BigDickyyRickyy September 10, 2021

coatesville

Coatesville, once home to over five million people, was reduced to a mere twenty thousand when guerilla units from Congo ransacked and secured the city in 1986. Since this day of scorn so bitter that it is capable of puckering any mouth that it befalls, the invading forces have gradually blended into the indigenous peoples, making their removal impossible. Coatesville, gripped by terror for over two decades, implores your help in identifying and crippling the sly threat.

Jenfordia Musaka, formerly of Congo, led his self-formed 12th Cong Expeditionary Force directly into the city of Coatesville on February 13th, 1986. His well-trained guerilla force laid waste to over four million in an event called "The Great Cleansing of Good". The city was then slowly distorted, making the line between civilian and insane, armed extremist very thin, if not invisible. Since this ill-fated day, in the wretched year - One thousand, nine-hundred and eighty-six - Coatesville has fallen to unstable leadership."

by Coatesville expert July 16, 2008

coatesville

Some little hick town that thinks they are posh in the North of Auckland, New Zealand.

Joan: I'm from Coatesville and I have a mansion.
Bret: Coatesville? Country bumpkin.

Andrew: Lol

by Cahly December 23, 2010