clapping bones

When you pretend to have a 3 way with a chick but you’re really having a sword fight with one of your boys

Yeah I told people in discord me and one of my boys had a 3 way with a chick but we were really clapping bones and cumming on each other’s cock heads

by Kjb569 December 16, 2018

Kutcha clapping

When a woman's pussy gets banged so much that the slightest movement makes her vagina lips hit each other making a clapping sound.

More than one woman in a group is called Kutcha Clappers

Janice walked by my desk in the office and she was kutcha clapping all the way there and back.

by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014

Sack Clapping

When a man is fucking another man and they are going so hard their ballsacks are clapping together. Only straight on Tuesdays and if you have socks on.

Guy1: my balls hurt so much!
Guy2: why?
Guy1: I was sack clapping last night with my homie

Guy2: that’s gay
Guy1: I had socks on so it cancels out

by Clapper tapper rapper February 28, 2019

clarking

Form of coprophilia practiced by lesbians in the United Kingdom. One partner defecates into the other's vagina, which is held open, often with the aid of a speculum. They then proceed to suck their feces back out of their partner's vagina and ingest it.

Vanessa was eagerly clarking some nice steamy nuggets right out of Sarah's minge.

by Degenerate Scumbag January 3, 2009

Clapping daddy's

The act of sneaking up on a male friend and reaching down and clapping their testicles, thus clapping their daddy's. Usually the daddy clapper is heterosexual. Most adolescents are known to use this as a hazing ritual. Most common in the USA.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear that mike clapped joe's daddy's on the church retreat?
Person 2: Yeah man! He's got a nasty testicular torsion that'll last a month!
Person 1: Clapping daddy's are so fun!

by willspon18 December 15, 2016

thigh clapping

The act of clapping/slapping your thighs into each other to make a clapping sound.

Thigh clapping really turns me on Bob!

by cherokeea November 25, 2013

one hand clapping

The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of one hand closing quickly.

The sound of one hand clapping is supposed to be a question with no answer. It is a clasic Zen koan given to students to aid in enlightenment by leading the mind into a cul-de-sac with no way out but enlightenment. How enlightened could the person who came up with this koan be, considering it has such an obvious and simple answer?

by fred ressler August 20, 2007