cilf

Congresswoman I'd Like to Fuck

Face it, Katherine Harris is a such a CILF, brah.

by Vwaxman April 19, 2006

cilf

Chef I'd Like to Fuck

This steak is juicy. I gotta talk to the CILF !

by Master Fruit August 23, 2006

cilf

Cupcake I'd like (to) fuck.

Britney is a motherfuckin' cilf.

by bfcgs April 29, 2008

cilf

Christian I'd Like to Fuck

Leah has broken in the cilf

by Mario Chipolini April 28, 2008

ciyf

CIYF : Cock in your face, used as an insult to womens' rights/pride, but as a light-hearted joke rather than a malicious insult. Generally not considered as sexism, but 'funny'.

<Girl> girls are smarter than boys
<Guy1> shut up and make me a pie!
<Guy2> LOL CIYF!!

by [e-mail] June 27, 2005

CILF

Couple I'd like to fuck.

Oh man, did you hear John and Erin got married? Now there's a CILF.

by Don Something January 4, 2008

cilf

Cow I'd like to fuck.

Dood, look at that sweet ass cilf grazing in that farm.

by ButtSecks Billy February 23, 2004