Chemistry

An absolute bitch

"Hey, did you do the chemistry homework?"
"BITCH"

by uuggghhhhhh June 7, 2019

Chemistry

The class that wastes the time of innocent teenagers.

I hate Chemistry....

by dhughes June 14, 2016

Chemistry

A fucking obnoxious shitty subject you have to take unless you don't want to get into a four year university. You'll never even use Chemistry after high school or college unless you're a mad ass scientist who likes making bombs or drugs or both.

I gotta suffer one year and take Chemistry if I want to get into UH. This fucking sucks cuz I'll never even use this shit in business.

by AdomC August 23, 2016

chemistry

Some fucked up bootleg-ass bullshit that's not a real science. The bastard child of physics.

Yo I just rolled out of chemistry and capped some bitches because I was so distressed by chemistry's apathy towards SI units and scientific procedure.

by PercolatinPhyser January 5, 2009

Chemistry

The extremely boring science of explaining why chemical stuff happens. Studying chemistry instantly removes much of the fun that can be had when lighting things on fire by explaining how it happens. Teachers of this heinous subject are believed to have no soul, be mentaly unstable, or both. Also, people on the chemistry team enjoy similar status as those on the Math team (complete losers who find fun in academic achievement).

Jack: Yo Jill you wanna come to the chemistry competition with me? We're gonna totally own those guys from Sackville High. Their pocket protectors are pink. Those losers *nyehehehehehe*

Jill: Jack, you're a loser. *walks away*

by The BR December 25, 2006

Chemistry

The worst fucking thing to ever exist in the universe and is most likely the most hated subject in the entire universe

"fuck chemistry"

by SmdChemistry November 14, 2020

Chemistry

A subject that will kill you from the inside out eventually making you commit suicide

Guy: should I take chemistry?
Her: NO u will want to die

by chinkchong December 19, 2019