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cement head

A person so dense and stupid that he or she can only be referred to as "cement head".
I told you not to do that. Now you've fucked it up. Uhhhh!......you're a fuckin' cement head.
by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 29, 2007
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cemil

The smartest boy you have ever met who will always be there for you
The boy is cemil
by Boi of all bois in the world January 10, 2018
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Gnarlington cemetery

Large burial ground/necropolis privately owned by legendary, tiger-blooded, immortal American actor Charlie Sheen in which any fallen members of his paranormal 'violent love', F-18 equipped militia, known as "the Octagon" are laid to rest. The Sheenian equivalent of Valhalla. Gnarlington is so RADICAL that normal, loser minds cannot comprehend it, and risk turning into a exploded body over which their children will weep. Only the (Duh!) Winning or Bi-Winning are permitted to enter.

So far, only a handful** of fire-breathing-fisted, earthworm-defeating, Vatican Assassin Warlocks are buried here, of which one, Denise Richards, is a former High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock. It's pretty lonely down there, but you know, THEY SURE LIKE THE VIEW, ALEX.

**: Given Sheen's unlimited appeal and Bitching Rockstar from Mars status, one would expect more than just a few - this is readily explainable by the fact that as Sheen cogently explains, death is for pussies, like Thomas Jefferson. A loser at the end of a loser life, with ugly wife and ugly children. He didn't hang out with two smoking hotties and fly around the world.

But what does rhyme with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be him. He works for the Pope, he murders people. He is the drug known as Charlie Sheen.
"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other Gnarly Gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."

Charlie Sheen on warlocks earning themselves a place at Gnarlington cemetery.
by NewsflashIAmSpecial March 21, 2011
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redneck cement mixer

when you fill your cousins ass with cement then mix it around with your dick
by jonny cash 420 October 18, 2015
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cement shoes

Often used in gang related activity, to either:
A. "Wack" somebody.
or
B. Make sure the bastard looking at your wife/girlfriend never again sees the light of day.

Cement shoes often consist of large block structured cement molds that fit perfectly around one's feet. The person sporting these trendy accessories is then thrown into a river, lake, ocean, or off of a bridge. Cement is used to asure the hitman, or average John that decides to murder his neighbor for having an affair with his wife, that the victim of this act does not float back to the surface.
A.) Hey Tommy, this guy over here won't quite bustin' my balls, make him a pair of cement shoes will ya?

B.) Bob: *walks in on his neighbor Harry having sex with his wife Martha* Hey pal, why don't you come out back, I got a pair of cement shoes in your size.

Harry: Why certainly Bob. *whispers to Martha* Even if I don't like the shoes I'll act like I do
*the two men go out back and a clank sound oddly familiar to that of a shovel coming into contact with a human skull is heard*

Harry was never seen or heard from again. His body was never recovered.
by Sir Gren December 14, 2008
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Cement Beehive

1. A large city with lots of people and traffic.
2. A big office or apartment building with 24/7 activity
As my vacation was coming to and end, I realized that it was time to go back to the Cement Beehive
by Quilly The Porcupine April 22, 2009
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Windows CEMeNT

The original codename for Vista.

A combination of Windows CE, Windows Me, and Windows NT, all to make sure your computing experience is the worst you've ever had.

The name implies that it gets nowhere fast, as the operating system proved that.
I heard they're working on a new operating system called Windows CEMeNT.
by Independence76 October 27, 2009
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