Victoria: I want to come out to my boyfriend's family while we're there for Thanksgiving, but I'm not sure the best way to do it.
Jessica: Hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl dick in the butter dish.
Jessica: Hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl dick in the butter dish.
by jordensjunger June 11, 2016
Get the slap your girl dick in the butter dish mug.This is the result caused when a man has not ejaculated in over 24hrs. As he tries to hold back his batch during intercourse or masterbation, the sunami brewing in his sack is so thick and rich it feels like butter is churning in his balls. Upon release, unloaded like a strike of rolling lightning, the man cannot help but let out the loudest groan which sounds like thunder when combined with the banging of furniture when someone hears it from another room or outside.
I've been stuck with the kids all week so last night when me and my girl were finally alone, I pounced that pussy like Zeus in a lightning storm and unloaded my thunder butter deep in her pussy, so loud the neighbors thought it was storming outside and she wanted to change her name to Jezebel after enough cum from a gang bang dripped out of her pussy. There was enough to make toast for the whole neighborhood.
That guy needs to get laid more. My wife is getting excited every time she hears the neighbor release his thunder butter.
That guy needs to get laid more. My wife is getting excited every time she hears the neighbor release his thunder butter.
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Something cool people say after someone's been roasted, another way of saying, "do you need some ice for that burn"-but cooler. Say it if you want the instant clout.
Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: Your mom is Stupid
Person 3: Oooooh, do you need some butter for that TOAST
Person 2: Your mom is Stupid
Person 3: Oooooh, do you need some butter for that TOAST
by thepope123 February 9, 2019
Get the Do you need some butter for that toast mug.by Mrgameranime September 13, 2013
Get the one hell of a butler mug.When a guy is having sex with his girlfriend, and she slides her hand down his ass and her finger accidentally slips into his ass, then he reacts by quickly pulling away and off her finger, in a blasting-off motion.
I was having a great time with Amber even when she gave me the butter finger blast. I actually enjoyed it.
by Science750 July 31, 2022
Get the butter finger blast mug.When one unwittingly makes a mistake with massive financial implications, finding the resulting chaos humorous until one ironically realises that the pandemonium is a result of their foolish actions. A term that is utilized broadly within the accounting industry.
by Office_bitch May 15, 2013
Get the Butlered mug.verb to frequently and consistently miss scheduled appointments (including work for long durations) with little to no notice, often accompanied by outlandish or insufficient reasoning.
Doctor: "I had to drop the patient. He kept butnering his appointments. Seriously, not even a phone call to cancel."
Lazy Worker Bro: "I just scored a two week vacation in Cancún! I'll just butner work and it's party time! I'll make up something like an dental problem if they ask when I get back."
Boss: "He's fired for pulling a month long no-call/no-show." HR Rep:" I've never seen someone butner that long!"
Lazy Worker Bro: "I just scored a two week vacation in Cancún! I'll just butner work and it's party time! I'll make up something like an dental problem if they ask when I get back."
Boss: "He's fired for pulling a month long no-call/no-show." HR Rep:" I've never seen someone butner that long!"
by UnofficialButTrue January 25, 2017
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