No cuts, No buts, No coconuts

One of those bullshit rhymes you said back in elementary school when some cock-juggling thundercunt decided to cut in line at the drinking fountain, lunch, etc.

Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.

Hey, Jimmy! No cuts, No buts, No coconuts!

by blanket456 December 18, 2012

preapur ur buts

A phrase used before some kind spam; dramatic moment; or harm.

Example 1

Person 1: I'll be sending my entire photo album and crash your computer, PREAPUR UR BUTS!
Person 2: Oh gawd! Heck no!

Example 2

A: I'll be showing you my terrible ice-skating skills, PREAPUR UR BUTS!
B: Uh-oh...

by Wha-daCAG September 5, 2016

burn butting

To park a vehicle by backing into a parking space

That guy is burn butting his truck.

by Big Tom September 4, 2005

buts pup crow

its a... where the man puts his penis in a womans anal canal, in the doggy style position pulling her hair, she cackels like a crow as she flaps her arms like a crow!!

DUDE 1 "dude i made that girl cackel once i pulled that buts pup crow last night "

DUDE 2 "woah bro!!!!"

by tits mcgee and the bum rubbers November 21, 2011

Camel Butting

Camel butting is a painful experience when someone is wearing granny panty underwear and it goes so far up their butt it becomes a thong. Often makes the camel butter cry and cranky. If one does have a camel butt, remove quickly, and tell no one!

The girl is camel butting so hard right now, she cant even walk.
- "Ow! No wonder she is so mad all the time!"

by The Dub October 26, 2014

Butting the Brownie

The process in which a man or women proceeds to shove their freshly laid excrement back up their arse.

"Can I use the bathroom?"
"No, Mike's in there butting the brownie."
"...Disgusting."

by Ringworm400 December 8, 2014

Re-Butted

To replace ones buttock imprint, with thy own.

The man made a butt print on your bed, so I re-butted it.

by FeysMessenger December 16, 2013