Bestiality

Literally, the act of having sex with an animal

Figuratively, having sex with someone of the opposite gender who looks like they could BE and animal.

"Yo, last night i fucked Kasandra Monteagudo, can you believe that shit? I was drunk outta my mind!"

"Aw dude, that is total bestiality, i can't believe you did that."

by Bizzytrickk09 November 6, 2009

bestiality

when Tom Green humped a dead moose

Sick bastard

by j March 13, 2004

Bestiality

Daniel's love life.

Daniel had an insane amount of bestiality-related sex yesterday.

by D@n1el February 23, 2017

Interracial midget necro bestiality

Would the both of you shut up? Enough of it already, I've already heard too much and neither of you is correct. Interracial midget Negro bestiality is when you fuck an Asian midgets dead dog, hell who doesn't know that?

Bob is an interracial midget necro bestiality lover who hasn't been caught by his wife yet.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2017

bestiality

Something so intrinsically cool that it verges on being wrong.

"That's so cool, it's bestiality"

by Slartibartfast November 22, 2004

Bestiality

The sexual act of fucking someone until you almost achieve climax, then ramming your prick into the dog's asshole and slamming it full of jizz.

I pulled a bestiality on the dog yesterday.

by Styxhexenhammer August 29, 2009

bestial entrapment

Occurs when a man in the army tricks an animal into providing sexual favors.

Dude! That's not right! I think you can get arrested for bestial entrapment.

Damn.

by ploof October 18, 2008