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Butt burrito

when you use someone's butt cheeks as a tortilla and fill in their ass crack with burrito fillings--pinto beans, shredded chicken, salsa, sour cream, and perhaps a special sauce from their anus-- and then eat it.
Timothy was upset that Tina's butt burrito didn't have sour cream in it, but he ate it out of her ass crack any way.
by chimericfalcon September 2, 2010
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burritosplosion

The result of a microwaved burrito when the seam bursts at one or both ends, usually producing a hot beany mess.
My microwave fell victim to a burritosplosion, so I had to spend an hour cleaning the beans and cheese out of it.
by poizon_elff February 20, 2010
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Ski burrito

The emergency sled the ski patrol uses to drag your wounded body back down the mountain. It gets its name because of its yellow emergency coloring and the fact that the ski patrol wraps the wounded person up.
Dang, Sarah fell took a dive and can't get back on her skis. We're going to have to bring her down in a ski burrito.
by Diva ~D~light January 10, 2009
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Burritorrhea

When the filling of your burrito falls out through the bottom of the burrito causing you to eat it with a fork.
Bill: Ahhh... the contents of my burrito just fell out!
Cody: Looks like you got burritorrhea!
by little c to the big L March 7, 2011
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scotty burrito

A type of burrito, eaten by people named Scotty, consisting of a penis wrapped in a tortilla .
I heard he ate another Scotty burrito last night.
by philperkins August 15, 2018
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Ussain Bolt Burrito

a burrito (typically from Taco Bell or Chipotle) that upon entering your mouth makes a world record run for your anus.
"Man, that burrito ran right through me."

"Ussain Bolt Burrito?"

"For sure"
by ThePxWriter April 30, 2010
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New Orleans Burrito

Puking inside a girls vagina then eat her out after.
Hey Ishmael I just gave my girlfriend a New Orleans Burrito!
by Denny Mitchell May 7, 2019
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