toot burgler

When You pass wind in a group of friends, and one of your friends claims that wonderfull smell as their own.

I just ripped the perfect toot and andrew felt the need to become a toot burgler.

by Devon+Susan May 16, 2006

turd burgler

person who steals turds out of portable toilets at night

There's a turdburglar at the construction site again, Mike. Whatda we gonna do?

by AlbertEinstein March 31, 2003

Burple

ASS! Burple. A yummy fruit that comes in a *neat* accordian bottle. just add wata babay. its killer shit, makes kool-aid look like horse-piss. (name comes from the sexy belch it makes when extraced fully)

Cock-sucker! now im old enough to get drunker than hell on work nights, and they go and discontinue burple.

by Vapor Trail August 20, 2003

time burgler

Someone who either steals or wastes ur time completely for no reason except they are a moron

Michael stop watching TV your such a Time Burgler,
Alex. B can u stop watching Sailor Moon your being a Time Burgler

by Turkey Slap July 9, 2006

turd burgler

1. a derrogatory term for a homosexual male

2. one who steals turds from toilets, possibly for consumption

3. one who gets their jollies from going into public places (like restaraunts and stores) and takeing a crap on the floor when no ones looking and leaving it there

4. one who hides in the bottom section of a portable toilet to watch people go to that bathroom

1. man, what a turd burgler, I bet he craps condoms

2. I left a floater to see in hopes of catching the turd burgler

3. Well, the turd burgler struck again, the manager isnt gonna like this, but Im not going to tell her, heck, I dont wanna clean it up

4. Did you hear about that turd burgler? He got a year in jail....man...of all the things you could get arrested for

by dave m w November 25, 2007

beer burgler

One who staggers drunkenly around stealing the dregs of everybody elses drinks whilst they are on the dancefloor.

Some fucking beer burgler has knocked my pint off.

by Davo_ May 28, 2007

burple

An aviation term that denotes the point at which the air flowing over an airplane wing starts to become turbulent. This turbulence can cause the airplane to stall.

The pilot was trying to climb fast and the wing angle was so great that it reached the burple point and caused the plane to stall.

by boxofhammers August 17, 2009