burp the worm

the act of masturbation

*hot girl walks by* "sorry fellas, I gotta head upstairs, time to burp the worm" </british accent>

by Sir Jimbo May 29, 2008

Burp'n Blow

The act of burping, and then blowing the exhaust in a specific direction, as you would cigarette smoke - with the intent of keeping the fumes away from someone. Often straight up, or to the side.

I did the Ol' Burp'n Blow, so you wouldn't smell it.

by Time4SumAksion May 9, 2005

Burp snarf

Is to burp then sneeze then fart at the same time

I will burp snarf at your face

by The best thing April 18, 2017

Burp Ass Shit

When a person is hit by an object, or some sort of a collision takes place, and the event is followed by an obscene burp from the victim. The burp is impossibly loud and remarkably intruding. A "burp ass shit" event can take place even when the victim begins to burp obnoxiously before the actual collision takes place.

Although the origin of the phrase comes from this event, popular usage has demeaned it for more contemporary use, resulting in "burp ass shit" recognition for every day, run of the mill, belches. Truly a travesty.

You and your friend are walking down the hall of some municipal building, past a cluster of vending machines, and hear a ridiculous smack, presumably in the event of a collision between the vending machines and a person. The result is an obscenely loud burp ass shit, unexplainable and awesome.

by syntheno October 7, 2009

Burp No Nothing

Ra Burps
Ra says 'NOOOOO'

and when asked what she is doing, she said 'Nothing' in a suspicious tone.
Hmmmm
Naughty Ra

WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING RA?

*BURPS* NOTHING

BURP NO NOTHING

HMMMM

by C£ February 26, 2023

Burp and tuck

The act of closing a deal, usually dealing with someone who is a pain in the ass or unreasonable. The phrase refers to putting a crying baby to sleep, burp them and tuck them away to bed.

Sales person; "Dave, can you help me with this customer? She is being completely unreasonable and won't accept no for an answer."
Dave; "Do you need me to give her a burp and tuck?"

by Montana Matty June 8, 2017

burp stick

rahway nj slang for a "dirty water" hot dog.

after eating a 'burp stick', one will experience indigestion, heart burn, or just have hot dog tasting burps for the rest of the day.

damn!!! those burp sticks i got over at Muncie's have been burning my stomach up all afternoon. i think i need to have a massive blowout to get rid of those things.

by tony August 18, 2004