bumperfucker

Someone who does not respect the safe and proper distance between automobiles. Known as a
(1)tailgaiter or
(2)reverse tailgaiter.

(1) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There is no one around. A car gets on the highway behind you and quickly accelerates to 65. He is soon on your tail, and could easily pass you, but instead he rides your ass for the next 5 miles. What a bumperfucker! Probably a 35 year old man in a large SUV.

(2) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There are lots of cars whizzing past you in the fast lane. There is no one behind you for half a mile. You are coming up to a green light at an intersection. Then some "possum" who is sitting at the red light perpendicular to you decides to make a right turn onto the highway directly in front of you traveling at 5 mph. This is a (reverse) bumperfucker. Probably an 80 year old woman in a Buick.

by Enzo Ferrari May 30, 2006

colbert bump

The positive boost in sales or votes received by people who are guests on Comedy Central's The Colbert Report.

After appearing on The Cobert Report, the previously unknown candidate got the Colbert bump and pulled ahead in the polls.

by Angela Carrington July 10, 2007

bump puffies

something one would do to please the landlord

They bump puffies to please the landlord.

by Russ the Bus 6 December 20, 2008

bumpf

Useless printed instuctions and manuals.
Originated in England during World War II when English soldiers were overwelmed with unnecessary printed materials and used them as they would toilet tissue or "bum fodder".

My new CD-ROM drive came with 40 pages of bumpf. Oprah's magazine makes good bumpf.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

Bumper to bumper

Homosexual intercourse; referring to lesbian vaginal sex.

Jackie and Stacy were going bumper to bumper last night...and by that, I don't mean their cars.

by randomlysmart April 14, 2014

SPEED BUMP

An assinine attempt to slow traffic in parking lots or on roads. These bumps are put in by assholes in an attempt to reduce speeds on main through roads in some residential areas. Speed bumps often result in cussing by the "victims" who want to exercise their rights to travel on smooth public roads. Often these pissed off people will speed up excessively after passing over a speed bump to spite the assholes responsible!

Speed bumps are assholes in asphalt form!

by Charles_U_Farley September 2, 2009

chin bumpers

Testicles, especially when receiving oral sex.

My chin bumpers were sore after the bitch gave me head for an hour

by djslut September 20, 2005