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Bulbous Johnson

Bulbous Johnson refers to the penis being very large and bulging.

The term originated in Atlanta, USA.
Man I just used my Bulbous Johnson on that gal
by Pencil J. March 13, 2025
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1987 Bulbous Femur

The sexual act shitting on person 1’s face, then that person would inhale and burp. The burp would be collected in a jar and placed in the freezer. Then, person 2 would lick person 1’s dick, while person 1 is pissing. This would go on for an hour. After, person 1 would grab the frozen burp jar from the freezer, and throw up in the jar. They would also mix in raw eggs, sliced apples, and black olives. Person 1 would then pour the paste into person 2’s asshole. Once poured completely, person 2 would shove a dildo up their ass.
Ex: Yo dude wanna 1987 Bulbous Femur?
by the worst things ever done August 24, 2025
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