(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
Get the Built like an accident reportmug. by ichitaraaa January 20, 2022
Get the built like a utility polemug. "Built like a proper elephant"
This would mean you look or act (in this case look) fat, sort of like an elephant
This would mean you look or act (in this case look) fat, sort of like an elephant
by burger dino October 12, 2021
Get the built like a propermug. by Hahaha!! August 26, 2023
Get the Built like a bitchmug. She’s built like a screenshot
by Dictionaryaccurate June 9, 2024
Get the built like a screenshotmug. Xxoriginaldaze
by 111211113455 April 25, 2025
Get the Built like morning breathmug.