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Bugger bars

Longer than average side burns in both length and depth on a man, so long that they can be grabbed on to by an intruder from behind to aid a buggering
Blimey, that bloke over there has some serious bugger bars
by Woomers December 7, 2021
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bugger it up

break it, ruin it, spoil it or damage it in some way
Don't lend him anything of value. He'll just bugger it up. He's got the Shitters Touch.
by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008
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bugger grips

Dickensianesque side burns upon which a homosexual advancing from the rear could in theory cling on to in order to gain purchase when doing the deed
Quentin is sporting some marvellous bugger grips these days
by very_ape February 10, 2005
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Bugger's Muddle

1. Mess
2. Confusion caused by incompetence and/or lack of organisation
3. Complete cock up
4. Unsatisfactory result, often with comic consequences
5. Misguided effort
6. Fiasco
7. Result of failure to recognise consequences

Believed to have been in common usage in the British armed forces from WW2, now (2007) largely anachronistic and used by older persons who remember it or have parents who did... may link to the phrase "Don't let the buggers get you down" which probably refers primarily to the bullying of private soldiers during induction training by non commissioned officers.
About disastrous outcome caused by mismanagement:
"...The entire venture was doomed to be a bugger's muddle from the very beginning"
by Manton December 9, 2008
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bugger off

Bugger off, asshole, you just dented my car!
by Funk July 16, 2003
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Bugger paste

Slimy post sex residue that leads to vaginal squelching for a short time afterwards. Can also be used as a derogative term for anyone you dont like. Can also be pronounced "booergooer Peerst". Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris
Did you just follow through dear? Oh no, its just bugger paste darling.
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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bugger the cat

The art of emptying a residential wheely bin on the residents property whilst banging on the door and shouting "bugger the cat" in a loud manner
Alreet mate, do you fancy a game of "bugger the cat" in the posh estate?
by Hewmarra January 4, 2021
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