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Pulling a Branson

When you go out you can’t help but naturally blow it
Pulling a Branson: ordering 50 vegas bombs and ending the night with a scraggly 6
by Colorado69_420 February 4, 2020
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The Dirty Branson

When a man engages in a menage a trois with 2 females and adorns a strap-on dildo backwards (so the dildo is coming out from his back/ass). The man procedes to have sex with both females simulataneously, as he gyrates forward and backwards, both females are stimulated by the single male.
1. Ben: Dude, did you hear that Chris did the Dirty Branson last night?

Dan: Yeah man, but my question is this? Why does he own a strap-on?

2. Vanessa: I want to partake in a threesome, but I feel like most guys don't have the ability to keep both girls satisfied.

Hannah: Why don't you just convince the guy to do the Dirty Branson?
by RPotter December 15, 2006
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Branson

A branson is someone who keeps god close to heart, understands things. Always able to make people laugh. The class clown in the best way. One of the most cutest guys around. Cares about everyone even if they don’t know him. You will never see branson not wearing camouflaged crocs
Have you seen the cute guy over there?
Yeah that’s Branson
by Nit today bulldog September 14, 2019
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bronson's hyper review's

A homeless guy that tries to make money off of Fortnite on Youtube.
Me: Stop being such a Bronson's Hyper review's
Friend: But I love Fortnite too much!
by CrystalRex November 29, 2018
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branson

a series of clones that all wear glasses
hey you have glasses, you're a Branson
by beanworm March 5, 2020
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Chugging a Bronson

The act of engaging in oral sex between two or more bros. Additionally, this phrase can be used to denote any form of sexual contact between said bros.
"Hey CJ, I had a great time chugging a bronson with you last night!" said Steve.
"Yeah!!! That was super!" replied CJ.
by LAX BROnson! September 4, 2010
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Bronson

A Man of masculinity, with biceps and pectorials that are to die for. A Man who is usually chased by attractive women.
oo look at that Bronson....I want him inside me!
by SuPERf0B333 November 22, 2011
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