Broton Torpedo

Two bros charging towards each other for either a bro hug or a brofive.

I just saw them fire broton torpedos.

by RockGod1985 June 2, 2016

Brotoning

Uncontrollable fapping and/or flailing.

My boyfriend was fapping viciously and brotoning last night.

by OxfordSmoke January 5, 2017

brotonial

Brotonial is a weird person that has an unnatural obsession with cheese, snapchat and singing obnoxiously loud in the shower. He is not a ladies man and ladies stay away, he's probably got a boyfriend.

Person 1: Hey, you look hot.
Brotonial: Uh i have a boyfriend, also i like cheese

by Eggandblofishlover November 19, 2017

Bronions

A group of fans that follow LeBron James.

You bronions believe the he's the best player on the planet.

by Brookfield Yates June 13, 2018

brotini

When two or more bro’s go out to the bar and order martinis together. Most commonly martinis on happy hour special. I.e. $3 special for 50 Shades of Pink Martini

Me and the boys are going out for brotinis before happy hour ends so stop being a bitch so I can make it on time.

by MyPoopHoroscope October 3, 2019

brotienshake

When two men jerk themselfs off them cum in there own hands, then, proceed to shake hands in a professional manner.

A friendly hand shake which each male cums in there own hands and proceeds to exchange a friendly hand shake. “Brotienshake”

by WhodatboiwhoheIs95 March 11, 2020

Broton

A pair of entangled photons

The brotons passed diametrically positioned parallel polarizers with higher probability than classically predicted but with correlations in quantitative agreement with quantum mechanical calculations.

by null_sigsegv March 2, 2022