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brocialism

Brocialism is the political, social, and economic ideology of those who claim to have Socialist or Communist leanings, but whose behaviour or beliefs are hypocritically sexist. A brocialist will probably even claim to be a feminist, and actively supportive of women's equality, sometimes in the same moment that they treat women like dirt. Brocialist party meetings often consist of nine guys explaining Trotsky to each other while two women sit silent and forgotten in the corner.
She couldn't believe the level of brocialism present at her branch meeting. It was basically just a frat party with assigned readings.
by JohnMoreDread December 26, 2015
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brocelet

A bracelet hand made by one bro and given to another bro as a gift and a sign of friendship. It is most commonly made out from cut strips of a bandanna that have been braided together

The brocelet is the ultimate sign of a bro's devotion to his best bros and should be treated with the utmost sacred respect, never to be romoved except by uncontrollable and accidental means or to be replaced by another brocelet that has been received
Bro #1: "Hey bro, check it out. I made you a brocelet"

Bro #2: "Aw, thanks bro, i won't ever take this off...unless something uncontrollable happens like a surfing shark attack"

Bro #1: "You're my best bro man"

Bro #2: "You're MY best bro...i love you bro"
by C-$$$ January 26, 2009
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brocialize

(verb)
The act of socializing with the bros by one who is a bro.
"Brian kept saying all this fucked up shit last night in front of everyone. I think he needs some more practice brocializing."

"If those dudes brocialize any more, I think they might brocreate tonight."
by Portlyone October 28, 2009
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brotality

I performed a finishing move on Chad. It was a brotality!
by wijiwang August 4, 2008
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Brocahontas

When a male friend, (a bro) is acting like a girl.
"Hey, Brocahontas, stop doing your homework and come play beer pong!"
by Alexpii400 July 3, 2009
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Broscale

A scale of 1-10 to rate your buddies on what type of "Bro" they are
Points may be added or deducted depending on the conduct of that "bro"
for instance if a guy is rated 3 on the bro scale he is not a very good friend where if he was rated a 9 he is a close buddy that is always there for you.

"Bro-Scale" may also be called when a guy acts not in a "Bro" manner. This can be said to him to let him know that he is losing points on the bro scale
Guy 1: you ready to get wasted tonite?
Guy 2:Nah I think im gonna stay in with my Girlfriend and watch the note book.
Guy 1: Broscale...
by Caldie February 17, 2009
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brocial studies

the study of the history of bros, including biographies of famous bros, major events during their rising, and any other relevant information.
"Bro, i wish this college offered a course in Brocial Studies."
by ali mac April 19, 2010
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