Almond Breeze

The medicine to everything; in other words, The modern day holy water. Take a sip, and you will become as healthy as an almond tree that is grown under California sunshine.

Justin: Man that juice slaps what's it called
Becky: It's almond juice. Almond Breeze, to be exact. I've heard that the president beat covid by drinking this.

by dropwlrcartitiredofleakssmh October 7, 2020

Zurich Breeze

When you put your cocaine around a dirty hookers asshole and sniff it out of the air after she puffed it up with a nasty fart.

Hey Carl, have you seen my cocaine?
Yeah, sorry bro I used yours for a Zurich breeze with Ashleigh.

by Sick Fuck 2001 July 23, 2023

breeder family

A family headed by a heterosexual couple, generally with children or regarded as having a sexual relationship capable of reproduction.

"It is beyond the American Family Association's charter to promote respect for ALL families. Recognizing rights of members of families headed by same-sex couples confers special rights over each and every bonafide breeder family."

by philw November 30, 2013

gulf breeze middle school

literally the most cancerous school to ever exist. filled with 6th graders that have lost their virginity and everyone juuls 24/7. the 8th grade popular group is fake and there’s one house where there’s always parties. 6th and 7th graders try to act older than they are and there’s that one ratchet girl that always post selfie videos on her snap.

wow gulf breeze middle school is actual trash.

by ew_ December 10, 2018

breeder's privilege

using your child or children as a reason to not fulfill social or work-related obligations.

"Why isn't Tom at the board meeting?"

"Breeder's privilege. His youngest is sick."

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Jane opted out of the baby shower and gave breeder's privilege as an excuse.

by ms nasty October 2, 2009

breeder goggles

metaphorically worn by women of child-bearing age whose actions are dictated by the deafening ticking of their biological clocks; they make the wearer blind to obvious shortcomings of potential mates and instead disproportionately illuminate qualities which will produce attractive and clever children

She must be wearing breeder goggles to seriously consider marrying that ego-maniac!

by Indigospark October 22, 2010

breeze off the log

In short, a fart. More specially, a fart that happens when there is an impending poop and the butt wind stinks because it is going around a turd.

If the breeze off the log is any indication, this shit I'm gonna take is gonna be gnarly.

by tdb_atx September 21, 2017