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Brainshart

Similar to the brainfart, it is the inability to even remember the slightest bit of what you were talking about to the point where someone wonders if you *actually* shit your pants while thinking.
When describing his dog, Rufus had a brainshart and immediately went into a 20 year coma.
by Taterbutthole December 27, 2009
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Booze brains

1.When to much alcohol is consumed by a person or persons who cannot handle there liquor. Often leads to bad choices in life,usually things you will regret in the morning.
1.Johnny lost all his money gambling because of his booze brains.
2.That fucktard is going to drive home after all that beer,must be his booze brains kicking
3.Is that all your gonna do is drink every weekend,your gonna get booze brains you son of a bitch
by Foonami October 30, 2007
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have shit for brains

Oh my gosh, did you really believe that Burger King had come out with a new diet called the Angus diet, you have shit for brains.
by Light Joker October 24, 2004
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tits for brains

Slang used by both males and females to refer to a female with large breasts and unimpressive intelligence.
A male says: "Over 50% of the girls in my school have tits for brains."
A female says: "She has tits for brains if she thinks she can do that."
by John Doe the third November 15, 2013
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fuck her brains out

to have sex with (someone) energetically
If Paris Hilton was my girlfriend, I'd fuck her brains out.
by Atheer May 24, 2007
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brainspin

a general term to describe when your brain is engaged, but you aren't getting anywhere.

a) where you can't make a decision ... usually because there is too much information to process

b) where you can't even get a grip on a problem because it is beyond the scope of your brain.
Diane - I slept like crap last night.

Mike - Oh? Too bad. Was it from gut rot from that jalepeno shrimp or brainspin from your BCP exercises at work??

Diane - Definitely brainspin. I just can't get a handle on the whole BCP thing. It is sooooo complicated.

Mike - Why don't you just past it off to your boss? Let him handle it?

Diane - Are you kidding!?!? He's such a PHB, he tries to divide by zero. This would brainspin his head right off his shoulders.
by karbyn February 16, 2010
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shit for brains

A serious medical condition where fecal matter has replaced brain matter. Dangerous, but with low mortality rate.

Symptoms: Verbal diarrhea, poor decision making skills and acne.

Cure: There is no known cure, recommend quarantine from general populace.
Exhibit A: George W Bush - Ran up a big bill, couldn't find a WMD or Osama in 2 terms.
Exhibit B: Everyone who voted for him.
Exhibit C: Most politicians.

Usage: Your alcoholic dad has shit for brains, you are a credit to the family.
by Bushwhacked June 28, 2011
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