brainface

when a male grabs his genitalia, gently squeezing, so the balls inflate, looking like a brain.

We were changing in the locker room. I turned around and Kyle showed me his brainface.

by Nosfo April 9, 2020

Brainage

When Everett brain is superior and answers not 1 but 2 questions right

Everett: wow I answered 2 whole questions I have brainage

by Anonymous person(Everett) December 4, 2021

Brainage

When Anonymous persons brain is superior and answers not 1 but 2 questions right

Anonymous person: wow I answered 2 whole questions I have brainage

by Anonymous person(Everett) December 4, 2021

brainStereo

BrainStereo: (noun) the part of your brain that blasts some certain piece of music at you, over and over again, like a recording on repeat or loop mode, and often actively distracting at the worst possible moments.

Often results in the afflicted commenting about a "song stuck in their head".

The music itself is often referred to as an "earworm".

I can't sleep because my brainStereo keeps blasting that song from Carmen over and over...

by Andy Somers April 27, 2022

Brainteaser

When a girl is giving you head and her dad calls and says she has to leave.

I was with this chick the other night and she gave me the worse brainteaser.

by coroparl November 16, 2022

Brainage

Someone speaking in a way that shows off how old they are.

The absolute brainage of Cenk Uygur when talking about how homeless people as criminals when they steal in need as opposed to celebrities who steal for fun. (Showing off how his views are warped by a high-income experience and the media's demonization of the homeless alongside his belief that high cost of living doesn't and not having a home doesn't affect people becoming homeless.)

by AnnoyedByMyselfWatchingPolitic November 25, 2022

Brainmaxxing

Doing out of pocket things to be more smarter like eating weird foods and learning useless facts that no one knew

Yo bro I've been brainmaxxing and I defo feel smarter now.
-What do you know now?
You're short and Egypt is the oldest African civilization in the world.

by TheGuyyXD (VORTEZ_Waze) December 21, 2023