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Braced

to be punched in the face hard enough to cause an absence of braces, on occasion followed by loss of conciseness.
"yooo! that nigga just got BRACED"
by 12th period gym Jan 26, 2010 January 26, 2010
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braces

Square, metal pieces of junk that are glued to your teeth with wires that run through them. Prevents you from making out. Cut your mouth and sometimes cause excruciating numbness or infections. Probably worth less than jeans at Hollister. Overpriced, though your insurance company would probably cover it. Despite most of the negative definitions of braces, they rock shit. It proves how rich you are. Angelina Jolie wore braces. They are also an excellent excuse generator. Not to mention how awesome they look when the moonlight reflects off them. Total leetness~!
W: Dude check out my new braces
I: zOMG metallic blue! That's epic win man
W: I know even my idol Angelina Jolie wore them! I'm only keeping them on for 1.5 years anyway!
I: How much did they cost?
W: About $42. My leet insurance company covered the rest!
N: Yo how do you like these new jeans I got from Hollister? They were only $79, clearance sale~
by MudkipShiz July 17, 2009
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braces

Braces are SO in fashion! It just shows that you're rich... and uh yeah it makes your teeth look good after you've got them off.
Hey!! Angelina Jolie had braces! Now I know why she is so hot.
by Reyanna June 18, 2006
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Brace

Brace or 'to Brace' is when a reciever during sex clenches their booty muscles in such a way that a powerful grip is achieved by their orifice around whatever object is inside their body, generally a penis inside a vagina. The grip can be so firm that it may restrict movement for both partners involved in the brace.
"That new girl Jacqueline? Yeah, she had such brace I just couldn't escape".

"But does she brace though...?".

"I got stuck so deep in brace last night that time has lost all relevance to me and I have been aged prematurely".
by YourSorceress June 26, 2018
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brace

Two handguns, carried on one's person.
One Glock is OK, but it's smarter to carry a brace.
by needsfishauce December 24, 2010
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braces

Real grillz. Not fake aluminum pieces of shit darkies wear
Sarah decided she didn't want messed up teeth like some inbred, so she got braces AKA real grillz
by pie_fucker October 31, 2009
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brace

1. noun, refering to someone's car stereo and/or speakers. The magnitude of the speakers can be identified as true brace.

2. noun, something that is felt or heard, usually with some sort of impact.
Hey, pop that trunk let me see your brace.
Paul went the cheap route and ended up with some ghetto brace.
You hear that brace?
by Maurice Cheeks February 28, 2005
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