Monkey Botherer

One who is inclined to chase members of the opposite sex which, to everyone else, resemble primates.

I can't believe you actually slept with her - Are you some kind of Monkey Botherer?

by Stumpy-d March 8, 2009

bothered

Some guy who posts articles on xoxohth

bothered just posted another article on women being raped in Congo.

by bothered January 8, 2005

bothered and hot

A human of the male sex becoming horny

Jessica: See you tonight Tim

Tim: Damn, she got me bothered and hot

by DC xBlizzard November 28, 2013

bothered face

a term used to show one that one does not care what one says to them about themselves or any other information

Emma: I slept with my boyfriend last night
Tom: (points to his face) yes, this is my bothered face!!

by zutroy February 11, 2004

botherese

A cluster of annoyances. Endless chatter from a dumbass, unpaid bills, car trouble, the boss in your face.

"Don't you be getting all up in me with your botherese."

"I need a serious break from all this botherese."

by katya charms January 6, 2005

Bothered-o-meter

The scale on which you care about a perceived slight or apparent crisis.

In the face of a hysterical friend or family member, inviting them to check your bothered-o-meter is a polite way of assuring them that you're not fazed.

Friend: "So apparently <insert name of a mutual friends partner that you only invited out of politeness> isn't coming to your party. She's telling people that she's ill, but really she just can't be bothered!"

You: "Really? Check my bothered-o-meter.... nope not even registering."

by Purple Koala October 19, 2011

Hot and bothered

Some stupid ass saying that means you are uncomfortable

Brexton was hot and bothered when zakk put his hand near his crotch

by brexton thomas July 20, 2022